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Aurora Swafford: a Chickadee from Texas who talks A LOT. Feel free to message me anytime!
- This is a "Whatever I feel like posting" blog. (That mainly consists of geeky things and BJDs).

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

beaky-peartree:

even white people are sick of white people’s bullshit

get-happy-griff:

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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BEST POST I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY!

apparently my work is doing the ASL bucket challenge

sexy-fruit:

THIS

sexy-fruit:

THIS

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bartyjoonyah:

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him Moody.

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nom-food:

Turkey sandwiches

nom-food:

Turkey sandwiches